Anybody wan’t free advice on what to give your ladies this Christmas?
Anybody wan’t free advice on what to give your ladies this Christmas?
Get her a big ****( perferably black) stick it in her and stir it around for 30 minutes. Then you start licking her toes(even if they stink, I know its hard to do this but, trust me she will like it) After that , start licking her shoes ( make sure she has them on) and leave them spotless. Then have sex with her for 44 minutes,no more,no less. After that, fart on her face and turn around and laugh at her( It is scientificaly proven that 89% of girls find this arousing, and your girlfriend wil be no exception). And finally, say, I love you so much doll face and follow it with an upercut to the Knees( make sure you hit her as hard as you can.) It will be the bestes present ever, She will forever remember it for years to come.
As a lady, I would not like that.
